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"I wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar but I would so some shady shit for a margarita and some tacos" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin...

You know you’re old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on wheel of ...

"Someone said, "30 years ago", and my mind went, "Ah yes! the 1970's", but they meant 1992. and now i need a moment." Coasters are 4”x4” and mad...

"Giveashitometer"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Holy water"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin wit...

"Autocorrect has become my worst enema" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"I now know how it will all end for me... one of my kids will unplug my life support to change their phone" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with res...

"me: sometimes I talk to myself me: omg same" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

How to Piss Off Your Teenager: 1. Say good morning2. Sing any song from the 80s3. Say I love you in public4. Tag them on social media5. Breathe Coa...

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with...

“Are you drunk? Yes No X” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"That candle smells like Fireball" "Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing...

"When my kids say "Daddy, I want mommy" that's their version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor"" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with...

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I wonder what my dog named me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...

"My childhood punishments have become my adult goals" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all for this sober." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

"Life Coach"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made...

"Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made i...