Drinks on Me

"Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cor...

"Autocorrect has become my worst enema" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Saw a store that has a siogn that reads, "We treat you like family!" Yup, NOT going in there." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me.. talking to the wine." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

How to Piss Off Your Teenager: 1. Say good morning2. Sing any song from the 80s3. Say I love you in public4. Tag them on social media5. Breathe Coa...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with...

"My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with...

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. M...

“I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Get better soon"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“I wonder what my dog named me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Fun Fact! If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 Glass." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing...

"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...

"Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made i...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with...

“I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with res...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing an...

“I have two moods: 1. Namaste2. I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Therapist: and what do we do when we’re sad? Me: add to cart Therapist: no Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...