Drinks on Me

You know you’re old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on wheel of ...

"I wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar but I would so some shady shit for a margarita and some tacos" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin...

“Are you drunk? Yes No X” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Someone said, "30 years ago", and my mind went, "Ah yes! the 1970's", but they meant 1992. and now i need a moment." Coasters are 4”x4” and mad...

"I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all for this sober." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

"Giveashitometer"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"That candle smells like Fireball" "Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing...

"me: sometimes I talk to myself me: omg same" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.” C...

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and rou...

"Most people can't tel if I'm being sincere or smartass. It's kind of a gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

"Holy water"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out load, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on...

The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out load, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on...

The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out load, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on...

The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out load, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on...

"I now know how it will all end for me... one of my kids will unplug my life support to change their phone" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with res...

"My childhood punishments have become my adult goals" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made...

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning.....” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Cop: What's in the bottle? Lady: Just some water Cop: Ma'am that's wine Lady: OMG, Jesus did it again! Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with ...

"Negative"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin wit...

"Life Coach"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.