You thought you were in charge? Think again. These Blue Q Women’s Socks – "My Bladder Owns Me" are here to speak the hilarious, inconvenient truth—your bladder runs the show. Not your job. Not your schedule. Not even society. It’s your bladder, baby. Always has been.

Whether you're mapping your errands around the nearest restroom or silently panicking mid-road trip, these Blue Q Women's Socks - "My Bladder Owns Me" get it. They're your tiny, comfortable, and slightly judgmental sidekick.

• Fits women’s shoe sizes 5–10
• 55% nylon, 44% combed cotton, 1% spandex
• Snug, comfy ankle fit
• Machine washable

Bonus: Blue Q donates 1% of all sock sales to Doctors Without Borders, so your comedy supports a cause.